BIG NEWS PEOPLE.

Hey TPAMPers!  Did I get your attention with that really obnoxiously dramatic title!?

Good.

That was the goal.

To be honest, I have absolutely no idea why I haven't blogged in weeks.  Am I still checking People.com and Eonline.com as soon as I wake up?  Yes.  Am I still the first to break celeb news to my friends?  Yep.  So I have no idea what the dealio with me is.  Perhaps it was school.  Sometimes they make you write these annoying things called papers and it just kind of takes all the fun out of writing.  But I'm back!!  Oh and do I have news for y'all...like always.

First and most importantly, my husband is back on the market.

I've been waiting a solid 4 years for this moment.  And while I'm sad that another young Hollywood couple called it quits, I'm not going to lie, I'm ecstatic.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are no more.

Zac, feel free to give me a ring...diamond or on the telephone.

Now if I wrote a paragraph about all the big news that has happened in the past few weeks, this post would be as long as those nasty 10 page papers professors love to assign.  So here we go, fast news!

• Grammy Nominations: Our leaders are Eminem (10), Bruno Mars (7), Lady Gaga (6), and Lady Antebellum (6).  Tune into CBS on February 13 for the winners!  Or just check out TPAMP!
• Reese Witherspoon got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  I'm always surprised when a huge star is just getting a star, seems like she would have already had one!
• Fergie's hubby Josh Duhamel infamously got kicked off an airplane for texting after the fun little "Please turn off all unapproved electronics at this time" announcement.  Don't worry, he apologized.
• Prince Charles and Kate Middleton released their freakishly adorable engagement pictures.  If you need to see it it's been my Facebook profile picture for about a week now.  What!?  Sometimes I like to pretend I'm Kate.
• Elizabeth Edwards died after her six-year battle with breast cancer.
• In case you blinked, Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry split up.  But never fear, she's back to athletes.  She's now with basketballer Kris Humphries.
• Katy Perry is officially changing her name to Katy Brand, which is great right!?  Right...?
• In case you have been living under a rock, Disney princess Miley Cyrus inadvertently relinquished her throne by posting a video of her taking a bong hit with her friends.  No, no, don't worry, it was just Salvia.
• Sexiest Couple Alive Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are separated.  I knew that was too much goodness in one couple.
• Big wedding weekend last weekend with the much anticipated wedding of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden along with Yankee star Nick Swisher and Joanna Garcia.
• Mariah Carey is not only expecting but she's apparently having twins!  Whoa.  Game changer.

I feel so much better!  Home for Christmas break for a couple weeks so posts will be much more frequent.  I promise some pictures of real Minnesota snow from my visit to my sister's house for all you sunny LA Christmas'ers :)