A Sincere Apology

Dear TPAMP Followers,

You're right, I totally deserve to be yelled at. I let you down. If you're wandering around crying, feeling completely disconnected from the entertainment world, I am so sorry. Life gets insane, even for a 19 year old. While I was away visiting the White House and working up a sweat at preseason training camp in the middle of nowhere, life went on. Especially in the celeb world. So this week, instead of a Friday Wrap Up...or mid-week posts...you are getting a very special Saturday Wrap Up! Exciting right!? I promise next week will be better, but let's not waste anymore of this week...

1. Lindsay Lohan failed her drug test and faces more jail time. But don't worry, she said she's "prepared to face the consequences". Phew!

2. Paris Hilton is taking a plea deal for her gum/cocaine mishap to avoid a bad rap. Good thing it wasn't her purse, that could have gotten messy!

3. Russel Brand had a little run-in with the paparazzi at LAX on Friday after they tried to stick a lens up fiance Katy Perry's dress. Who said chivalry was dead!?

4. Oprah gave her entire audience a trip to Australia, chartering a plane piloted by none other than John Travolta (Next time Jake Pavelka...).

5. Jennifer Lopez was officially announced as one of the new American Idol judges. With a $12 million, one year contract, I doubt she's still Jenny from the block...

6. Lady Gaga decided to wear a raw meat dress to the VMA's this year. Does that surprise anyone!?

7. Joaquin Phoenix's documentary wasn't actually real. So wait, does that mean I have to delete my digital countdown to his hip-hop album!?

8. Easy A starring Emma Stone got great reviews, even a push from Chelsea Handler! This isn't huge news I'm just really excited to see it :)

9. Scott Disick (Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy) is designing his own clothing line. Douche bag & Co?

10. Jamie Oliver and his wife welcomed their fourth child, Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver. He joins siblings Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, and Petal Blossom Rainbow. At least they won't have to endure childhood teasing...oh wait.

Promise to step up my game this upcoming week folks. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!